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Small Talk T-Shirt
Small Talk T-Shirt
Small Talk T-Shirt

Small Talk T-Shirt

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The introvert's alibi, printed and ready to wear. A spinning loading icon plus deadpan copy makes this the perfect shield for parties, family gatherings, and any conversation that starts with "so, what do you do?"

Shipping

Free EU shipping over €50. €4.95 under.

Made to order — 3–7 days production.

Then shipped: 1–3 days (NL), 3–5 days (rest EU).


RETURNS

30 days. No reason. No hassle.

Refund within 5 days of receiving it back.

Unwashed with tags, that's it.


Email :info@visionairsociety.com if lost.

Regular. Not oversized. Not slim. Take your usual.

100% cotton. 240 gsm. Pre-shrunk.

BETWEEN SIZES?
Size up. 30-day free returns cover the rest.

📏 View the full size guide →

Standard unisex fit, true to size out of the box. Here's how to find yours.


How to measure yourself

Length — from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, straight down to the hem.
Chest — around the fullest part of your chest, tape held horizontal.

Size Length (cm) Length (in) Chest (cm) Chest (in)
XS 68.6 27 78.7 – 86.4 31 – 34
S 71.1 28 86.4 – 94 34 – 37
M 73.7 29 96.5 – 104.1 38 – 41
L 76.2 30 106.7 – 114.3 42 – 45
XL 78.7 31 116.8 – 124.5 46 – 49

Garment measurements (laid flat)

Length — from the highest shoulder point, next to the collar, down to the hem.
Width — pit to pit, straight across the chest.

Size Length (cm) Length (in) Width (cm) Width (in)
XS 68.6 27 42 16½
S 71.1 28 45.7 18
M 73.7 29 50.8 20
L 76.2 30 55.9 22
XL 78.7 31 61 24

Fit notes

Standard unisex tee, relaxed retail cut — true to size, not an oversized fit. If you're between sizes or want a looser drape, size up one.

Measurements are supplier-provided and may vary by up to 2 cm (0.8 in).

More questions? Check our FAQ.

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